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How To Beat The System

The only way to beat the system is to discover the things you love doing and do them like your life depends on it.

Greetings
If you greet someone And they don’t greet you back They did you a favor Because you just learned In three seconds That this person wasn't worth your time And it cost you The low, low price Of absolutely nothing Read more poems by Eddie. Watch Eddie's...
Disinformation
In the history of the world The good guys win But just barely And you ask yourself How is that possible That the good guys just barely Beat the bad guys When there are so many more Good guys than bad guys And the answer is disinformation Some of the good guys Thought...
Morning Prayer

Morning Prayer

A morning prayer... Dear God I wish I didn't Have to share space With most of these idiots But since I do Please give me the patience To bear their presence One more day Amen   Read more poems by Eddie. Watch Eddie’s videos.

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Standing Out

Standing Out

Maybe I stand out Because I'm beautiful Maybe I stand out Because I'm a bum But these motherfuckers Can't stop looking at me I'll tell you that Everywhere I go Every single day They can't stop looking Turning their neck Like they've seen A goddamn celebrity Maybe they...

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Civil Disobedience

Civil Disobedience

The single greatest act Of civil disobedience The single greatest act Of rebellion against society Is to be happy Read more poems by Eddie. Watch Eddie’s videos.

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Paperwork

Paperwork

I want to go So long Without doing paperwork That I forget What it's like To do paperwork I want to forget That I ever knew What it was like To do paperwork I want to forget As if I never knew At all From now on I'll tell them I'm allergic to paperwork I get a...

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Ant Farm

Ant Farm

People on top of people On top of people A giant farm Of angry ants Burnt out From scrambling Their days away Racing from one buck To the next One at a time As soon as you get one The next one is due Sleep just long enough To get the next one tomorrow Like a fiend But...

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Traffic

Traffic

There are about ten people Who I actually want here The rest are just traffic Not even good for watching Because they aren't doing much There's not much getting done At all Just a bunch of traffic Read more poems by Eddie. Watch...

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