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Paperwork
I want to go So long Without doing paperwork That I forget What it's like To do paperwork I want to forget That I ever knew What it was like To do paperwork I want to forget As if I never knew At all From now on I'll tell them I'm allergic to paperwork I get a...
Ant Farm
People on top of people On top of people A giant farm Of angry ants Burnt out From scrambling Their days away Racing from one buck To the next One at a time As soon as you get one The next one is due Sleep just long enough To get the next one tomorrow Like a fiend But...
Traffic
There are about ten people Who I actually want here The rest are just traffic Not even good for watching Because they aren't doing much There's not much getting done At all Just a bunch of traffic Read more poems by Eddie. Watch...
On My Job Rap

On My Job Rap

They said don't quit your day job Said I already did Just to rhyme on my time With no wife and no kids I don't keep track of losses I keep track of wins And when I get one Then I get one again Ride my words like a bike I just go for a spin Think about it a second And...

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10 Seconds of Fame Rap

10 Seconds of Fame Rap

If you don't know the words Get a dictionary Cause I'm speaking my mind And the vision is scary Busting rhymes On my down time Cause I've got time Cause my time's mine I got more flows Then shmoes Who don't know How it goes Where I play Here's ten seconds Have your...

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A Cuban Paper Weight

A Cuban Paper Weight

I sat down to work in the shop today It was hot and the fan kept blowing my papers Rather than get mad I imagined I was in a sweaty cafe in Cuba Mingling with the locals And writing the musings That would one day become a great novel I used my phone as a paperweight...

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Ornery

Ornery

Sometimes I get ornery When I get stuck in traffic Or watch the news But then Buddha tells me There's no sense getting the blues You can't be ornery When you think about the good I still have some weed And I still have the hood I have good company And good keep I have...

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I Can’t Chase You Right Now

I Can’t Chase You Right Now

I can’t chase you right now I have a date with Destiny Where? I don’t know That’s why I have to stay on my road No detours or distractions I might get lost or stuck Or I might catch you And then you might chase me Like a game of tag But I don’t have time for games I...

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One Too Many Times

One Too Many Times

I don’t listen much to the world It doesn’t have much to say It only tells me I owe it money One of these days I’ll crack it in the mouth Carve its face up with a pen and give it a new one And when people ask what happened The world can tell them “I asked Eddie for...

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