Questions for Jesus

”What would Jesus do?”  It’s a tricky question, isn’t it.

Lots of people think they know, but I don’t believe them.

I mean, who actually knows what Jesus would do?  It’s pretty hard to postulate.

If I ever met Jesus, I would have a lot of questions.

These are some of the questions I would ask him:

1. Are you an organ donor?  Why or why not?
2. What’s your position on abortion?
3. Do you think abstinence until marriage is still a good idea?
4. Did you ever consider running for political office?  Why or why not?
5. What’s your position on climate change?
6. If you were alive today, would you get vaccinated?  Why or why not?
7. Do you vote?
8. Do you follow the news?
9. Have you ever had a girlfriend?
10. Do you think gay couples can be good parents?
11. Are you proud of Judeo-Christianity?  Why or why not?
12. What really happens when you die?
13. What information do you have about extra-terrestrials?
14. What kinds of animals are at the bottom of the sea?
15. Have you ever watched a sermon and thought, ”That’s not even close to what I said.”
16. Have you ever smoked weed?
17. If you were alive today, would you have a social media account?  Why or why not?

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